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first one
Every evening this week, I’ve headed to the pool after I
close the laptop around 2300. The pool,
like many things here, has the highest quality materials and concept, but the
execution of the concept has been done clumsily. The pool is actually three separate bodies of
water located on the plaza level: a kiddie pool that is no more than knee deep,
a regular pool that gets no more than shoulder deep, and a ‘social’ pool with
about 20 islands (3 feet square) that are intended to be seats.
The kiddie pool is really warm around midnight, so I can’t
imagine how warm it is during the heat of the day.
The first night, I sat on a couple of seats in the social
pool. I haven’t returned. The pool is only shin-deep, and seems perfect
for a bar, but this is the Kingdom and THERE shall be no bar.
So the regular pool – the adult pool – is my hangout. It’s maybe 50 feet long by 15 feet wide, the size of a decent front yard, and absolutely deserted at midnight. It’s made of thousands of tiny half-inch square, beautifully made, bathroom ceramic tiles. There’s a nice pattern inlaid at the water line, and a six-foot dolphin mosaic in the floor. It has five full-width steps at one end for graceful Hollywood entrances and exits. It’s a really beautiful idea.
But here’s where the Saudi effect comes in: instead of
injecting pool chemicals through the filtration system, they toss in chlorine
tablets the size of hockey pucks. Those hockey pucks are still there at midnight.
The tiles are beautiful, but the installation is abysmal. There is no uniformity in the grout seams, several of which are as wide as the edge of my hand. The seams are crooked, too, which makes for a dizzying visual effect. (Perhaps that was intended, you know, to counteract the "no alcohol" thing.)
The pool deck has a glorious 24-inch marble border – which is as slick as snot when your feet are wet. Nobody thought about that?
The tiles are beautiful, but the installation is abysmal. There is no uniformity in the grout seams, several of which are as wide as the edge of my hand. The seams are crooked, too, which makes for a dizzying visual effect. (Perhaps that was intended, you know, to counteract the "no alcohol" thing.)
The pool deck has a glorious 24-inch marble border – which is as slick as snot when your feet are wet. Nobody thought about that?
Oh well. I float
around on my back, relaxing and humming rock and roll, watching my shadow slide
across the bottom, dredging up pleasant memories from the 20th century, and
wondering what new things will turn up tomorrow.
second one
In one of my floating reveries, I noticed there were no
stars in the sky. For the past three
nights I have noticed no stars in the sky.
This research will continue.
It could be that the security spotlights are too
bright. It could be that the atmosphere
is full of dust that occludes the weak star-shine. I could be that … who knows? This research will continue.
third one
The internet is truly essential to modern-day business. This I have learned because the internet is
not always available here. No email, no ability to search for things like “gantry crane security
system” or “temporary wireless antenna pole, 30 meters”, and no mechanism to
post to your blog.
A great example of cellular and internet for business was
the recent RTTM project in Boston: as we set the signs in place and turned them
on, one of our field guys took a photo of the test message on each sign. He emailed those photos from his phone, with
the geo-tagged references, directly to our client as proof of successful
operations. Quick, easy, definitive,
done.
Current office internet system. Hey, it works. |
mobile cell tower stars in its own movie!
fourth one
The King Abdullah Economic City is powered by diesel
generators. Let me repeat that. The ENTIRE King Abdullah Economic City
is powered by diesel generators.
Yes, boys and girls, this is absolutely true. There are three for our office building, and twelve for our apartment complex.
Yes, boys and girls, this is absolutely true. There are three for our office building, and twelve for our apartment complex.
Wireless internet and diesel generators. Does that qualify as “off the grid”?
(One of my women friends suggested that I've overlooked the obvious, "Of course, Taylor! This is instant infrastructure." She's right, you know.)
Temporary power station. Note the curb ramps for the fueling trucks. Why not a legitimate driveway? |
Didn't get closer, as there were two guys giving me the eye from this position and ... Rule #1: "Taylor does not go to jail." |
LAST GROUCH
Gas costs US 12¢ per liter. Water costs US $1.25 per liter.
That's crazy. I mean, that's Crazy.
See you tomorrow ...
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